December 2010
122 posts
Jack nicholson you sexy romantic son of a bitch
“I might be the only person on the face of the earth that knows you’re the greatest woman on earth. I might be the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single thing that you do, and how you are with Spencer, “Spence,” and in every single thought that you have, and how you say what you mean, and how you...
Melvin Udall: I’ve got a really great compliment for you, and it’s true.
Carol Connelly: I’m so afraid you’re about to say something awful.
Melvin Udall: Don’t be pessimistic, it’s not your style. Okay, here I go: Clearly, a mistake. I’ve got this, what - ailment? My doctor, a shrink that I used to go to all the time, he says that in fifty or sixty...
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“You ever go out with a bunch of people for dinner when you’re dieting? Isn’t that a fucked up situation?
Let’s say you’re at a table with seven people and everyone’s ordering their food. You’re at the end so you’re ordering last. They’re getting ribs, chicken strips, spaghetti, and whatever. No one in the group cares what they’re...
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What do you talk about while stuck in a snow storm on the drive home? Making breast milk cheese of course! After a short google search, we found that yes - IT’S BEEN DONE. hahaha Ohhhh nooo
“it’s free range organic!”
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2010-03-09/breast-milk-cheese/
Further research is being done on breast milk ice cream.
…wonder if it’s paleo :P
Janice, I apologize to you if I don’t seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don’t like the feeling. You’re sitting there, you’re wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I’m not really interested, should I play like I’m...
He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake.
Oh you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout OR ELSE SANTA WILL COME STEAL YOU AWAY TO WORK IN A COAL MINE AND YOU’LL NEVER SEE YOUR PARENTS AGAIN.
Haha npr
“Don’t focus on the one guy who hates you. You don’t go to the park and set your picnic down next to the only pile of dog shit.”
“Don’t listen to the pussy side of you when you make a decision. People gravitate towards being a pussy. Remove the pussy, son.”
“Do these announcers ever shut the fuck up? Don’t ever say stuff just because you think you should. That’s the definition of an asshole.”
“You’re like a tornado of bullshit right now. We’ll talk again after your bullshit dies out over someone else’s house.”
“You know, lately it seems all you hear is ‘Don’t overdo it’ and ‘Don’t push yourself.’ Well, I think that’s a lot of bull. If you push the human body, it will respond.”
- Bob Clarke
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“If you are so inflamed that you can’t train, and ibuprofen and fish oil help with inflammation, maybe you’d better take the fucking ibuprofen and fish oil.” -m.r.
