foreverstoked

i don’t like or understand coconut oil.
i gave it a go… it makes everything taste like banana boat. 
i don’t want that… i don’t want any banana boat in my life, and especially not in my mouth..unless (and here’s the only way i’ll eat coconut) it’s stuffed with coconut bliss coconut ice cream (cherry amaretto/darkchoc mix). 
on a related note:
i ate peanut butter last night to see if i could hang, and now i feel like a bloated oompa loompa. saw that one coming. DAMN IT. little leguminous bastard. i hope a plant virus comes and wipes you all out! and take the coconuts too! 
:P
on yet another related note:
i cut out dairy, started taking fermentedcodliver/butteroil, and my face is still acting like a 15 year old pubescent little shit. WHAT IS GOING ON. 

i don’t like or understand coconut oil.

i gave it a go… it makes everything taste like banana boat. 

i don’t want that… i don’t want any banana boat in my life, and especially not in my mouth..unless (and here’s the only way i’ll eat coconut) it’s stuffed with coconut bliss coconut ice cream (cherry amaretto/darkchoc mix). 

on a related note:

i ate peanut butter last night to see if i could hang, and now i feel like a bloated oompa loompa. saw that one coming. DAMN IT. little leguminous bastard. i hope a plant virus comes and wipes you all out! and take the coconuts too! 

:P

on yet another related note:

i cut out dairy, started taking fermentedcodliver/butteroil, and my face is still acting like a 15 year old pubescent little shit. WHAT IS GOING ON. 

  1. travelwolf reblogged this from cynthiaunderground
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    (source infinitely-curious) I got these yesterday. My life
  3. samsonspassion said: takes out all of the coconuts?! but but….THINK OF THE WATER!!!
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